Friday, July 24, 2009

This one goes to that dude with the beard...

You know the one with shit-locks in it...
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That dude that patches your tube under freeways at one thirty in the morning...
The one that buys you helmets and brings you bread when you don't have a dollar to you're name...
He's also the one that does the best interpretation of Curtis Blow I've heard in a while.
Who reads you, childrens barn animals book while you lay in the e.r.
People tend to call him "The Professor" because he's a smart ass.

The Bandit is in such joy that twenty seven years ago your mother & father decided to do the dirty thing, side ways and freestyle.
Pushing pedals wouldn't be so fun without you by my side.


Happy Birthday Jerk Off :)

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