There is a reason why you only got 26.8 percent of the vote.
Bringing your "Brew Crew" to restaurants and barking orders around like you own the city is probably a good reason why you are not Mayor.
If the company you keep around is a reflection of you, then you are one big asshole sir.
Hope you guys enjoyed making a cocktail waitress cry.
Fuck You.
Another reason this asshat probably lost is his name is Brewster Fucking McCracken. Jesus Flipping Christ, what kind of name is that? I could understand if this guy was running for mayor of Mayberry. I consider myself an informed voter, but there's no way I could vote for a guy named Brewster. Damn. It pisses me off just thinking about it.
ReplyDeleteWhat parent names their kid, Brewster? I'll tell you. Assholes. Assholes name their kids Brewster.
Plus, making a waitress cry, cocktail or not, that's not necessary. Yeah, fuck you, Brewster.